Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Oh how the mighty have fallen...


Sombie Fantasy Football: Week 5

Pocket Mice
169


The Vagina Splits
191


Team Name W-L-T WPct Pts

Be My Demon 4-0-1 .900 1051
Pocket Mice 4-1-0 .800 923
Jalepeno Poppers 4-1-0 .800 630
Wyld Stallyns 3-1-1 .700 978
Vatos Locos 3-2-0 .600 1072 6
Big Tuna Casserole's 3-2-0 .600 936 7
The Vagina Splits 3-2-0 .600 902
Little Ravens 3-2-0 .600 898
Guests 3-2-0 .600 853
Geo's Death Squad 3-2-0 .600 696
I Am Waking Up To Us 3-2-0 .600 581
munkyjunkies 2-2-1 .500 929
The Broken Biscuits 2-2-1 .500 721
Big Blue 2-3-0 .400 652
Lukins 2-3-0 .400 550
The Sweet Ninjas 1-3-1 .300 647
Malachi Crunch 1-4-0 .200 551
BeautySchoolDropouts 1-4-0 .200 272
Sack Danglers 0-4-1 .100 335
Ramalams 0-5-0 .000 353


My beloved fantasy football team has lost their first game of the season. My absurdly optimistic hopes of going 17-0 have been extinguished, but the playoffs are still very likely in this league. See, my fantasy football league is retarded. There are 20 teams in our league, but we have to start two quarterbacks, which doesn't make any sense since there are only 32 NFL teams, which also means that there are several teams in my league are SOL. Next week is an automatic win since my opponent has completely given up on his team, leaving only Torry Holt and two other scrubs on his roster. Never count the Pocket Mice out.

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