Sombie Fantasy Football: Week 5
The Vagina Splits
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My beloved fantasy football team has lost their first game of the season. My absurdly optimistic hopes of going 17-0 have been extinguished, but the playoffs are still very likely in this league. See, my fantasy football league is retarded. There are 20 teams in our league, but we have to start two quarterbacks, which doesn't make any sense since there are only 32 NFL teams, which also means that there are several teams in my league are SOL. Next week is an automatic win since my opponent has completely given up on his team, leaving only Torry Holt and two other scrubs on his roster. Never count the Pocket Mice out.